How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

I do love a good zombie film, and Im fairly certain that at some point there will be a zombie apocalypse.

There have been a few “zombie attacks” in the news recently. They might blame drugs, but when a naked man is eating a man’s face in the street and doesn’t react to being shot, maybe you need to consider its zombie time.

My theory is that you can categorise people into three groups – Fighters, Hiders and Suiciders…

Fighters

The group of folk who are the heroes. They will fight the zombies off, plan an attack, group people together and go all Rambo on the zombies ass. They’ll be fighting with guns, knives, sticks, records and everything that comes to hand.

Hiders

They board up the windows, lock all the doors and keep quiet. They will wait out the zombie attack. They are the organised ones who have a LOT of tinned food and bottled water, maybe even an Anderson shelter or a panic room and a good dose of paranoia.

Suiciders

The folk who give up all hope. Who would rather take their own lives than risk being taken by a zombie. Usually the old or weak who feel they can’t fight or hide.

The best way to survive is probably a mix of Fighters and Hiders… You will need to band together a group with the best possible skills. You need to eat, drink and survive. If you have organised hiders on side, they will have a Disaster Kit already.

The fighters are going to need some weapons, so having people in your group who have some weaponry skills would be awesome… If not, go for the Shaun of The Dead weapon list.